Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live; it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.
“Supposing a tree fell down, Pooh, while we were underneath it?”
“Supposing it didn’t,” said Pooh after careful thought.
I was much too far out all my life.
And not waving but drowning.
If we were less arrogant we might see ourselves for what we are – children sent on an errand, who first forget our instructions and then realise we have forgotten the way home.
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is already settled.
We are none of us infallible – not even the youngest of us.
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent.
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
There is no nonsense so arrant that it cannot be made the creed of the vast majority by adequate governmental action.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
Science yields well-motivated beliefs, but it does not deliver complete and absolute certainty about them.
We thought we were being mature when we were only being safe. We imagined we were being responsible but were only being cowardly. What we called realism turned out to be a way of avoiding things rather than facing them.
The existence of even an infinite number of universes would not of itself guarantee that one of them had life-generating capacity, as if all possibilities would have to be present in that vast ensemble. After all there are an infinite number of even numbers, but none of them possesses the property of oddness.
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.
Every person who gives birth to Christ within allows Christ to shine through into creation.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.
The ambience here is order and beauty. That is what frightens me when I am first alone again. I feel inadequate. I have made an open place, a place for meditation. What if I cannot find myself inside it?
If I knew where the good songs came from, I’d go there more often. It’s a mysterious condition. It’s much like the life of a Catholic nun. You’re married to a mystery.
The best songs to me — my best songs — are songs which were written very quickly. Yeah, very, very quickly. Just about as much time as it takes to write it down is about as long as it takes to write it.
Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?
I know that most men, including those at ease with problems of the greatest complexity, can seldom accept even the simplest and most obvious truth if it be such as would oblige them to admit the falsity of conclusions which they delighted in explaining to colleagues, which they have proudly taught to others, and which they have woven, thread by thread, into the fabric of their lives.
Jesus was never regarded as a mere moral teacher. He did not produce that effect on any of the people who actually met him. He produced mainly three effects – Hatred – Terror – Adoration. There was no trace of people expressing mild approval.
Anyone who believes exponential growth can go on for ever in a finite world is either a madman or an economist.
The assent of many voices is not a valid proof for truths.
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, order more tunnel.
This is what the Lord says— he who made a way through the sea, a path through the mighty waters, “Forget the former things; do not dwell on the past. See, I am doing a new thing! Now it springs up; do you not perceive it? I am making a way in the wilderness and streams in the wasteland.”
You can prove anything with evidence.
History repeats itself. Has to. No-one listens.
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.